Thursday, August 20, 2009

Plastic Freaks


Okay, First thing I was born with a Cleft palate and Lip.  That means when I was born I looked like the kids on the project Smile commercials.  It also Mean I spent my childhood and Teenage years in and out of the Hospital for Reconstructive Surgery.  I joke with people that I have had more nose jobs than a Hollywood Housewife but less than Michael Jackson.  I had to have these surgeries to function.  I get irritated seeing all these episodes of Dr. Phil, Oprah and Maury where these Teenagers want Plastic Surgery.  If I could have avoided them myself I would have.  Another One was these people who are addicted to Plastic Surgery.  Why????  The Pain is not worth it to me.  Maybe I have had the perfect Plastic Surgery Aversion; too many I had no choice in.  Hell some of the Nose jobs I have seen, I say to myself I would love to have the before nose.  Mine is malformed inside and for everything my surgeon tried I still have trouble breathing.  I wish people would learn to become happy in their own skins.  I know it is hard, but is surgery and the possible complications are worth it.

That is my not so humble opinion.